Rejected Romance Novels
Sometimes I have great ideas for romance novels and I send off a title and a short treatment to a few publishers, but I never hear back…
If any of these strike your fancy, feel free to take them and run with them.
Dough Boy Goes Off-Roadin’
He was just a stud muffin lookin' for some mud stuffin'
Pirates of the Peen-Trance
With his trusty crew alongside him, Captain ‘Peg Leg’ (who has both feet) joins a trio of island girls in their quest to tame the White Whale.
A Bezos Affair
A trillionaire learns the true value of love: half.
Circus Fuck Fest of whores
A gang of plucky high-schoolers investigate the spooky sounds coming from the old, abandoned circus.
Cannibal Cannabis Canine Bust
Detective Pierce and his K9 companion Roscoe investigate a drug dealer’s compound, only to discover horrors buried in the basement and new passions buried in their hearts.